"Text: The Top 10 Christmas Cracker JokesÉ, 6 x 7 inches, Open Christmas Card. The message inside reads ""Q. Why couldn't Santa sing a Christmas Carol? A. He had TINSEL-it is! Q. Why was there no room at the inn? A. Because Wetherspoons had a BOGOF deal that night. Q. What is Santa's favourtie song? A. 'YULE never walk alone? Q. What does a snowman have for Breakfast? A. Frosties. Q. Why are people afraid of Brussels sprouts? A. Becuase they put the wind up you! Q. What fruit do vampires get in their Christmas stocking? A. Blood oranges! Q. Which app do Snowmen use? A. COLD-SNAPCHAT. Q. Why can't you sue Santa? A. Because he has a CLAUS in his contract. Q. Why was one of the Three Wise Men greedy? A. He always wanted MYRHH! Q. Why did they close down Santa's workshop? A. Becuase of ELF and Safety! HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS!."" Emotional Rescue are one of the most successful humorous greeting card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across birthday, captions and seasonal designs to independent stores, high street multiples, grocers and also on-line retailers. With only 15 employees, we are a lean, mean, product-focused, humour machine that is constantly learning and adapting to what the good old British Public likes to have a good giggle at! All of our cards are designed and manufactured in the UK and are 100% environmentally friendly."