Face Ache Text: 10 Signs you're getting old & image of cake 5X9 BIRTHDAY card ."The message inside reads 1. Police officers look about 15 years old.
2. It takes you five attempts to stand up from your chair.
3. You can't stand up from your chair without saying things like 'oof' and 'eeuuughh'.
4. You spend all day looking for your glasses and then someone reminds you they are on your head.
5. You watch Antiques Roadshow and say thinks like 'I used to have one of them'.
6. The Coronation Street theme tune means it's past your bedtime.
7. You change the font size on your phone to 'largest'.
8. Whenever you fard, it's always followed by the word 'ooops'.