"Text: Brother 10 Must-see Christmas FilmsÉ, 6 x 7 inches, Brother Christmas Card. The message inside reads ""1. Nightmare on Elm Street - Just when they thought it was safe to forget about Christmas, there comesÉThe credit card bill! 2. The Good, the Bad, the Ugly - Tales of mistletoe encounters at the office party. 3. Total Recall - tortured man made to watch last year's Christmas TV schedule again! 4. The Phantom Menance - Struggle on small community to survive the invisible, relentless onslaught from sprouty pumps. 5. Panic Room - Family caught by surprise before they can hide when the in-laws call on Christmas Day. 6. Pirates of the Carribean - Penny-pinching Dad finds out why the 'Genuine' X-Box games he bought for his kids from the Bloke down the pub were so cheap. 7. Insomnia - Parent's fight to get their kids to sleep on Christmas eve and wrap presents before they get up again two hours later! 8. Snatch - stories from the Boxing Day sales. 9. Lord of the Rings - One man's battle with the horrors of the festive diet on his digestive system. 10. Lost in Translation - Parents try to construct new toys using supplied Chines instruction manual. Have a great Crhistmas."" Emotional Rescue are one of the most successful humorous greeting card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across birthday, captions and seasonal designs to independent stores, high street multiples, grocers and also on-line retailers. With only 15 employees, we are a lean, mean, product-focused, humour machine that is constantly learning and adapting to what the good old British Public likes to have a good giggle at! All of our cards are designed and manufactured in the UK and are 100% environmentally friendly."